SAVE PLUTO NOW!!!

SAVE PLUTO NOW!!!
by
D.L.P.

If you've been watching the news lately, then you've heard that idiot scientists have suggested downgrading the status of Pluto from a planet.

To the Politically Correct crowd this would be "planetary discrimination" by life sustaining and gaseous, bulkly planets. The planet Pluto has just as much a right to exist as a planet as Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Juipter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.

If this scientific conspiracy continues, Mercury and Mars will be next. This is "lifeous/gaseous planetism" - the belief one planet is superior to another because it has life or is bloated with gas.

What can you do to save Pluto?

All people on the WWW who want to save pluto add the SAVE PLUTO ribbon to your pages and add the star back ground to your pages in protest of these idiot scientists and their "planetary discrimination conspiracy" Simply put the mouse cursor over the pictures in the following table for the pictures, hold down on your mouse button until a table appears. Then go down to Save Image.


RIBBON

STAR BACKGROUND

Then add the following hypertext to your pages

For the ribbon;

<IMG SRC="saveplu.gif">

For the star background;

<BODY BACKGROUND="stars.gif" TEXT="#FF0000" LINK="#FF0000" ALINK="#0000FF" VLINK="#FF0000">

SAVE PLUTO NOW!!!

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